feeling i may be going senile prematurely

Reasons why:
- Yesterday, I was watching a sitcom where a woman was crying about being "late" ... it took me at least a minute or so before I understood. I was just sitting thinking that I never cry when I'm late to something. I just get on with my life. lol. geez.

- I walked in the house tonight and my mom scream "Yay, Crystal's home!" It was sort of late and I thought Dad might be sleeping so I asked if he was in the bedroom. And mom was like "Yes." And I walked into the living room, and thought well he couldn't be because she just screamed my name. I told her I didn't believe he was sleeping. And she asked "Why?" I was because you just screamed my name. Then she was like well darn I screwed up. I didn't believe her still because the TV was also sort of loud. So I ran into the bedroom only to find no one in the bed. Aha! I was right. So I turn to come back into the living room only to find that Dad had been sitting on the love seat in the living room the entire time. I never saw him. Only me. That would only happen to me.

Other things that should be noted of the day:
"What is that?" - Me looking at Dennis Quaid, who looks BOTOXED.
"I think it's supposed to be Dennis Quaid." - Mom

Went to a funeral today where I didn't know very many people. Distant family. Funny though, almost everyone thought I was my mom. And at least one person thought "Diana had a face lift!" Oh my gosh. To top it off Mom was 24 on the Wii. She's catching up to me! But seriously my Mom is gorgeous. I'd be lucky to grow up half as cute as her.

Anything else? I'm sure I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, my grandmother and her brother, both in their 80s, were debating who was in one of the photos on display at the funeral. It was their sister who had passed. But they couldn't figure it out, so they concluded that it was a man. I could not convince them otherwise.

That pretty much sums up my day. Talk to you later gaters.

Crystal

oh my!

Thoughts (9/4/09)
- Sweet waters and light laughs until we meet again!
- position on health care: Soul-ache doesn't worry folks near as much as stomach-ache.
- ::flatus expelled through bottom:: "What do you say?" Mom said.
"You're welcome," said the smiling 4-year-old. Mom says, "Well, that's sort of nice."
- Word = Verb
- I'll go to the dr. eventually...