Saturday, March 26, 2011

Thoughts for the day: 3-26-11

So these are probably more like thoughts for the week, but here goes it.

- Inconceivable! (at work)
- "These are really, really pretty. I've never gotten anything like this." (at work)
- I should never karaoke again. It's bad. Really bad, and I'm not talking about my singing. (at bar)
- I was not the stink! She was! (at gym)
- Laughing uncontrollably because someone farted at the theater with Soutney and Jessica just makes us embarrassed and feel like we're 5. But it makes for a great memory!
- The Adjustment Bureau was good!
- I should just focus on driving, rather than focus on talking about the number of vehicles I've hit. When I talk about the number of vehicles I've hit or the damage I've done to my own car, I end up rear-ending more cars. Go figure.
- "BUNNY!! AHH!"
- "I didn't know what was happening. I just held on and waited for impact!"
- That is one huge burrito.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Lucy

Living out on my own for a little bit has made me realize that if I was married to Ricky Ricardo, he'd be shouting "Lucy!" in that Spanish accent of his all the time.

Here are some thoughts of the day (3-12-11):
- Fabric softener and laundry detergent are not the same thing.
- Whoops...I hope that's not broken. Better go see.
- Phew. It's not broken.
- My toast flies. Awesome.
- I'm pretty sure I just ruined a wooden floor. I shouldn't be allowed to water plants.
- "I'm going to go farm my milk."
- Happy Birthday Stephanie! Funny Steph quote: "I'll take this one since I coughed on it."
- Funny Jessica quote: "Did you get all the corners down?" pointing to a circular cookie cake.
- I ate tilapia. And, I liked it. Happy Red Lobster Day!
- The wait is an hour and a half? Solution: Shopping.
- I don't think I really got these clothes clean.
- Did I get the mail?
- Did I feed the cat?
- I hope I'm vacuuming right.
- Liz gets really funny if you talk about her not being able to get out of the parking lot at Kohls. bahahahaha!
- "Soutney"
- Nemo be sweet.



- I can cook better than I can bake.




Happy Saturday!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Thoughts for the day 3-10-11

Thoughts that crossed my mind throughout the day (3-10-11):
- "Are you Walgreens?" - Me to a clerk at Walgreens
- He's not going to do anything to me. He's not going to do anything to me. Walk fast. Get keys. Lock door.
- Holy ... It's going to bite my face off.
- Must mail. Need box.
- Should I mail it?
- Are they going to spoil.
- Wow. Those are expensive cookies.
- Must . Eat . Chocolate.
- Ahhhh! Brown!
- I really just want to sleep.
- I really just want to watch 127 Hours.
- "Love and Other Drugs" is definitely a must see. If only for one line.
- Poor guy.
- Wow. He just showed me his stomach.
- PAMPERS!! Perfect!
- "He's going to think it's Pampers." - lady at post office. 'Yep.' - me
- 'Short bus' is probably not a very nice thing to say.
- Cool. Light up pen.
- I need to remove my nail polish. I need to stop biting my nails.
- Forum. Looming forum.
- Workout.
- Belly fat.

Thursday, March 3, 2011